"You’re not in love with me, not really, you just love the way I always made you feel. Like you were the centre of my world. Because you were. I would have done anything for you."
Abby McDonald, Getting Over Garrett Delaney
Waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
lmaooo thank you^^^ i scrolled back up to read the article and it was the best decision of my life
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i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont